20 Random Things You Didn’t Really Want to Know

1. I really want to be crazy about the Blackberry,
...but I feel like I downgraded, I miss my Iphone.

2. I really want a Distinction
...but it’s probably not going to happen

3. I really want to be your lil’ Miss Perfect
...but you will only get bored and bang Miss Trouble.

4. I really want to submit you to Turnitin,
...you seem like a plagiarised copy of my ex

5. I want to kiss MI, James Morrison, SauceKid and Dagrin
...yes, I think short guys are buff - I don’t have to jump to smooch!

6. I really shouldn’t get with the aforementioned guys
...I don’t want my kids to be dwarf-like

7. I really want my old body back
...cellulite aint a good look!

8. I really want to be skinny, but
...I hate the gym and I love my food!

9. I really want the best for my sister
...she’s the kindest, prettiest, smartest, everything-est person I know!

10. I really want to be a successful entrepreneur
...no ifs, no buts – I just want that badly

11. I want to be nonchalant and irrepressibly immature
...but age won’t let me – growing up is such a bitch!

12. I really don’t want a boyfriend
...seriously Mom!

13. I want my friends to be happy, healthy & prosperous
...they are not many but they stay loyal &I love them to bits!

14. I really wish I could stop disappointing people
...but I’m too lazy to try

15. I really want my Dad to be proud of me
...we fuss and fight but he’s the best!

16. I love Edinburgh
...on sunny days

17. I really wish naija guys could stop trying to change me
...seriously, na by force?!

18. I really want to hang out with my bestie, Goggles
...it’s been way too long B!

19. I really love my country
...but she breaks my heart every single day

20. I really love myself
...but you knew that already!

Big Kiss X