OMG! OMG! I can't wait to share this with you guys...
So Effie and I were swapping serial-tees (read: serial texts/chatting via texts) and then all of a sudden I met G-Fierce. She introduced herself as my alter-ego and I was like 'I'm sorry who?!' but yeah apparently she IS my alter-ego and decided to make herself known so she could feature on the blog.
I can't even describe her, she's just sooo cool, urbane and talented - she's a wonderful dancer or so she says anyway. She's like so...errmm...fierce! (she just taught me that word and I love it!) We are so different but also have things in common. I like Classical, jazz and some rnb but she's really into her crunk and gangsta rap. G-Fierce lives in Jacksonville, Florida while I live in Edinburgh but we both have sisters - her sister's name is Bilikisu and she lives in Lagos (I'm sure you guys will meet her soon). G-Fierce knows so many chewing gum tricks (she can practically build castles with the thing) while I can't even blow a bubble.
Okay enough of my trying to describe someone so awesome...I should let her do the talking...
G-Fierce: "Oh hell naw, b***h u had me steady trippin up in hurr! I been waitin on ur ass to get gone so amma talk to these peeps. Let 'em know who I be!
So hello y'all...I be da BootyClapping Champ of Jacksonville. I be holdin it down in ma hood with them boys Tyrone, Shaquil, Jonelle and my friend Boooneisha. Them boys be all up in ma Kool-Aid cos I is sexy like that but even Shanisha and Beyoinna know I don't roll like that! I'm all about ma African bruthas...uhn uhn! They fiiiooooonnnne!!! Ma lil'sis Bilkis been tellin me about all da sexy ass bruthas like 2face, Dbanj and that kid called Sauce. And I aint even gon front on that sh**...so I hit Gem up...she Nigerian. She be telling me y'all dont like them akatarrh gurls. Wassup wiv that y'all. I aint no akatarrh, amma sexy ass Black American woman, ya digg!
So anyhoo, who gone to da Booty Clappin parade in Norf Carolina tomurrrrrow?
Me and muh close homegurrrrl Booneisha gone to da Booty clappin parade to celebrates da end of the monf. Gurrrrl, from Jacksonville where we be at to Charlotte, Norf Carolina be a long ride but yo, itz all good, gurrrl. aight? we all good?So, who gone to da parade????? Don't front, it gone be mad off da hook, gurrrrl. If you wanna ride wiv us...we be at the Kool-Aid Fountain near Percy's aight! Safe, y'all!"
Wow, isn't she amazing?! She even sent me a pic of her some boys took when she was practising some intricate dance moves. Check it out ;-)
Anyway, that's all guys. Have a lovely week and a Happy New Month
Big Kiss X
So Effie and I were swapping serial-tees (read: serial texts/chatting via texts) and then all of a sudden I met G-Fierce. She introduced herself as my alter-ego and I was like 'I'm sorry who?!' but yeah apparently she IS my alter-ego and decided to make herself known so she could feature on the blog.
I can't even describe her, she's just sooo cool, urbane and talented - she's a wonderful dancer or so she says anyway. She's like so...errmm...fierce! (she just taught me that word and I love it!) We are so different but also have things in common. I like Classical, jazz and some rnb but she's really into her crunk and gangsta rap. G-Fierce lives in Jacksonville, Florida while I live in Edinburgh but we both have sisters - her sister's name is Bilikisu and she lives in Lagos (I'm sure you guys will meet her soon). G-Fierce knows so many chewing gum tricks (she can practically build castles with the thing) while I can't even blow a bubble.
Okay enough of my trying to describe someone so awesome...I should let her do the talking...
G-Fierce: "Oh hell naw, b***h u had me steady trippin up in hurr! I been waitin on ur ass to get gone so amma talk to these peeps. Let 'em know who I be!
So hello y'all...I be da BootyClapping Champ of Jacksonville. I be holdin it down in ma hood with them boys Tyrone, Shaquil, Jonelle and my friend Boooneisha. Them boys be all up in ma Kool-Aid cos I is sexy like that but even Shanisha and Beyoinna know I don't roll like that! I'm all about ma African bruthas...uhn uhn! They fiiiooooonnnne!!! Ma lil'sis Bilkis been tellin me about all da sexy ass bruthas like 2face, Dbanj and that kid called Sauce. And I aint even gon front on that sh**...so I hit Gem up...she Nigerian. She be telling me y'all dont like them akatarrh gurls. Wassup wiv that y'all. I aint no akatarrh, amma sexy ass Black American woman, ya digg!
So anyhoo, who gone to da Booty Clappin parade in Norf Carolina tomurrrrrow?
Me and muh close homegurrrrl Booneisha gone to da Booty clappin parade to celebrates da end of the monf. Gurrrrl, from Jacksonville where we be at to Charlotte, Norf Carolina be a long ride but yo, itz all good, gurrrl. aight? we all good?So, who gone to da parade????? Don't front, it gone be mad off da hook, gurrrrl. If you wanna ride wiv us...we be at the Kool-Aid Fountain near Percy's aight! Safe, y'all!"
Wow, isn't she amazing?! She even sent me a pic of her some boys took when she was practising some intricate dance moves. Check it out ;-)
Anyway, that's all guys. Have a lovely week and a Happy New Month
Big Kiss X
Is this for real? L O effin' L!
ReplyDeleteAnywho, your blog is cute!